Paul,
It is your Mission, should you choose to accept it;
To rise at the break of dawn,
Smoke your morning cigarette,
Make the coffee,
Wake the kids,
Shower,
Shave,
Get dressed,
Make breakfast for all,
Put the clothes out for the children,
Greet you spouse with a good morning smile,
Get the kids off to school,
Pack your lunch,
Kiss your wife good bye for the day,
Feed the cat
and.....
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Get to work on time..
'cause you got a job now.
hahahahahahaha
Congrats Little Brother!
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